How fun is this?! Right now on Amazon you can get The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Slytherin In Your Life for just $7.56!
From the seller:
Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say “Every time I see a Dementor, I’m forced to relive our every encounter.” Has that frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she’s the fourth Unforgiveable Curse. Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with “I can tell you didn’t get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would’ve done something about your face.” Whether you’re a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you’ve probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you’ve ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you! NOTE: This is a picture book intended for any Harry Potter fan but geared toward younger audiences. This book is NOT a Harry Potter Cookbook companion piece, nor is it affiliated in any way with any other Harry Potter book.